What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
I broke my finger!
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do math teachers eat?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the politest month?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?