What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?