Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the opposite of irony?