Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do bees get to school?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Families are like fudge.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you give a sick pig?