Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How was the wedding?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the bee sad?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?