What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are books always so angry?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do cows go to New York?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?