What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?