What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did autumn say to summer?
What bird is losing its hair?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do naked fish play with?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What are you studying in math?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How did the tree feel in spring?