What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What day is your mom always right?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the tree get lost?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?