Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What game do bats excel at?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?