Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What did autumn say to summer?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which cats have the best manners?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?