Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
How is life like toilet paper?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do billboards talk?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?