Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?