Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the most masculine animal?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Can February March?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?