What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
A book just fell on my head.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?