What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?