What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the pirate call his mother?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did autumn say to summer?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?