What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
How does a taco bless the table?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
My leaf blower doesn't work.