What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How are mountains able to see?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a bat's favorite game?