What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How are mountains able to see?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?