What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do cows like to dance to?
What animal has the most fun?
What do trees wear to the lake?