When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the coolest country?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What are you studying in math?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
When do astronauts eat?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
