Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Can February March?