Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?