What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why is furniture so generous?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you compliment a cat?