What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the most determined bird?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
When should you start writing a book?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?