How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?