What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do elves learn in school?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?