What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.