The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?