The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?