Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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How do fleas travel?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What siblings are always sad?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?