What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?