Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?