Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Families are like fudge.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of bow can't be tied?