What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do you get straight A's?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What horn never makes a sound?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?