What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?