Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does the orange always lose in races?