What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do you make a bear really angry?