What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
