What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which fly makes films?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the difference between soccer and football?