Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
It was tent to be!
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is the best day to go to the beach?