What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do trees say when autumn comes?