What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?