What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the musician arrested?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?