What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are goats so funny?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are bakers also often hippies?