Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Board Game With A Twist
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are boxers good comedians?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Want to hear a joke about construction?