Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?