Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Where do polar bears vote?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?