What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which insect is the smartest?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?