What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?