What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
It's Crowded!
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?