What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What game do bats excel at?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a short cow?
What game does a rabbit always win?