What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?