What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call an old snowman?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?