Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are winter days great?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?