What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
When does a horse talk?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do trees get access to the internet?