Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
When do astronauts eat?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?