Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What time does everyone love to drink?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?