I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are winter days great?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?