What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where would you find an elephant?