What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?