Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?