Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How does the sun listen to music?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?