Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a small mom?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't wolves like fast food?