What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?