What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How can you make 7 even?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?