Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are cars magic?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the Dorito say to his son?