Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?