Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do fleas travel?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?