Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What table can you never sit at?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do fleas travel?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?