Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who invented fractions?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?