Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?