Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the sailor lose his job?