Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What tree has the most bark?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a greedy elf?