What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do billboards talk?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What animal loves Indian food?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?