What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?