My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
What do math teachers eat?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where does breakfast live?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?